OK this I can't resist! (I can resist everything but temptation...)
How old are you (range)?
Chronologically 46, mentally I'm as old as the woman I feel (yes married!

and bought me my 11 rack

, Les Paul Supreme, PRS 21, Jem, Strat & Ibarnez AGR73T -I gentlemen am one lucky dude!!!

)
How long have you been playing guitar (range)?
Play is strong word

, lets just say I've owned guitars for about 35 years
What style(s) do you play?
Again that word play

well I make a noise that sounds like Rush/Classic Rock/80's metal in my head but my ears tell me a different story......
Do you play other instruments?
errr...thats a bit of a personal question don't cha think?
Which ones?
yikes...see above...
Are you in a band (or have you been)?
Yes it's me and my Rush Bobble heads, we rock!!!
Do you play (or have you ever played) professionally (full time)?
Only in my dreams......
If so, at what level (clubs, concerts in support of a major label release, etc)?
In my dreams? 11 of course!!!
At what level do you primarily gig now (large concerts, corporate events\festivals, worship, clubs, cruise ships, weddings, bar mitzvahs, house parties)?
Bedroom closet, I am a leg-end in my own lunchtime
How often do you play live?
Well last time I looked I still had a pulse so I guess every time the fancy takes me. I'll be sure to update this if I get bit by a zombie, vampire or a zombpire (now that would be cool!)